They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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