Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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