I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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