How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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