I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Randomize
