Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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