No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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