Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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