i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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