Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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