IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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