do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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