i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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