all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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