he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
