I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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