worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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