That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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