all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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