How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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