is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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