im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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