doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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