I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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