All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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