Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
