I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We have started to decorate penises.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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