i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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