stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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