What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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