But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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