Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
