Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
