Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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