At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sext me about skeletons
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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