hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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