Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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