how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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