This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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