For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
you made out with another girl for some wings
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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