I've blown a few things in my day
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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