We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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