i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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