So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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