you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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