We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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