Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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