There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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