look no pants
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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