Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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