No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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