Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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