I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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