Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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