Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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