So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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