i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Enjoy the penises
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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