Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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