He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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