problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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