The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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