Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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