Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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